YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN….
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump
it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired
the car you bought brand new becomes an antique
the little grey-haired person you helped across the street is your spouse
when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
when happy hour is a nap
When tying one on means fastening your medic alert braclet on your wrist
when your cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police
when you and your wife and your teeth don’t sleep together
you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions
your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer